Wednesday, December 23, 2009

sita

Hindi Lawyer to Gujarati: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "

Funny Gujarai : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"

Sare tere

Hindi Man to Gujarati Babu: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumari.

Gujarati Babu: Santa Ji, Koi hint do na?

Appel khane

Funny Hindi Girl ik tree pe chadi.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi?

Funny Hindi Girl: Apple khane.

Monkey: Yeh to aam ka tree hai.

Funny Hindi Girl: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi hoon.

Appel khane

Funny Hindi Girl ik tree pe chadi.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi?

Funny Hindi Girl: Apple khane.

Monkey: Yeh to aam ka tree hai.

Funny Hindi Girl: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi hoon.

dusri

Funny Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."

Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?

Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!