Hindi Lawyer to Gujarati: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Funny Gujarai : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Sare tere
Hindi Man to Gujarati Babu: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumari.
Gujarati Babu: Santa Ji, Koi hint do na?
Gujarati Babu: Santa Ji, Koi hint do na?
Appel khane
Funny Hindi Girl ik tree pe chadi.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi?
Funny Hindi Girl: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka tree hai.
Funny Hindi Girl: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi hoon.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi?
Funny Hindi Girl: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka tree hai.
Funny Hindi Girl: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi hoon.
Appel khane
Funny Hindi Girl ik tree pe chadi.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi?
Funny Hindi Girl: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka tree hai.
Funny Hindi Girl: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi hoon.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi?
Funny Hindi Girl: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka tree hai.
Funny Hindi Girl: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi hoon.
dusri
Funny Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
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